[Intro: KIL & EGOVERT]
Hello, welcome to the magic show!
You’re a wizard, KIL!
Ayy, drink this fuckin’ potion, bruh (Bah, dun, dun, dun)
Yeah, yeah
With the flick of this wand!
Avada Kedavra, you're dead
AH! AH!
Hey KIL, you're a fuckin’ wizard, dude!
Bruh, my mom cancelled my Wizard 101 account
*Sword slice* $ensei

[Hook: KIL]
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra, you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad bitch
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra, you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad bitch
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic I put that shit on automatic
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic, I put that shit on automatic
[Verse 1: KIL, EGOVERT]
Abracadabra, then I'm at your casa (Abracadabra)
Flickin' my wand in her face, Harry Potter (Gang! [?])
Climb up on my wood, like you an iguana ([?])
And I make her moan, then we watchin' Moana (Disney!)
Doper than Molly, and alcohol problems ([?])
Coke and the rest of the pills in your bottle ([?])
Whenever I see you it's mano-e-mano ([?])
But when it's your girl, she like, “Come te llamas?” (What's your name?)
Ta-da! She wanna (Huh? What?)
Go on her knees, like I’m Allah (Okay, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)
Fuck it then, call them cops up
I don’t get caught up, smokin' marijuana ([?])
Mama, I wanna (What?)
Tell you I'm sorry 'cause I'm a (I apologize)
Wizard, and I'm on the roster ([?])
To go on the train that's going to Hogwarts (Woah, skrrt, skrrt!)

[Hook: KIL]
Poof! Magic (Wow!)
Abracadabra you vanish (Wow, wow!)
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit (Yeah, yeah)
Expecto Patronum on my bad bitch (Skrrt, skrrt)
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum on my bad bitch
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic I put that shit on automatic
Magic, magic, ride on a carpet, Aladdin
Magic, magic I put that shit on automatic
[Verse 2: EGOVERT]
I said pick a card
Any card!
I don’t smoke no fuckin’ dope
It smell like fart
I was off a bar up at the park
Then Simba barked
Heard the chopper it went, "La, la, la"
Like opera (Say what?)
I didn’t like the way he was speaking to me
So I was like, "Hey dude, what the heck?"
Roll up with a blizzy, make the bitch say, "What?"
She a fiend for the dick, she give up sex
Mom called me down for lunch, smelled like fried chicken
But it taste like Percocet
Used to pop five xans at the Popeyes, popped out
And I ain’t even break a sweat

[Hook: KIL & EGOVERT]
Poof! Magic
Abracadabra you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad bitch
Poof!, Magic (Alakazam!)
Abracadabra you vanish
Reach in my hat, pull a rabbit
Expecto Patronum my bad bitch
[Outro: EGOVERT]
You’re a wizard, KIL
Hehehe