[Verse 1: Jenny Lewis]
That was a wise crack, but you're not a bad dude
Although you make bedroom eyes at a test tube
Late bloomers arrive when they want to
Then they grow up

She's an accomplice to your strangeness
So your father was emotionally restrained
But at that time, who's really wasn't
With their kids?

[Chorus: Jenny Lewis & Johnathan Rice]
Straight edge of the blade
How long will you wait?
Come out and play
Straight edge of the blade

[Verse 2: Jenny Lewis]
There is a six pack of Red Bulls on the horizon
It's like a portrait of your aggression
But you'll always have sex with a stranger
To spend your quid

It's a real shame that you don't drive
Since you don't drink, you should be driving me around
As you know, I'm an angel
Behind the wheel
[Chorus: Jenny Lewis & Johnathan Rice]
Straight edge of the blade
How long will I wait?
Come out and play
Straight edge of the blade

[Verse 3: Jenny Lewis; Both]
I've never seen a love that was greater
Between two men, it couldn't be straighter
You don't know he betrayed you
But I know he did

All your experience with the opposite sex
Only led to physical regrets
'Cause you fall in love with your friends
But you keep it hid

[Chorus: Jenny Lewis & Johnathan Rice]
Straight edge of the blade
How long will you wait?
Come out and play
Straight edge of the blade

[Outro: Jenny Lewis & Johnathan Rice]
Come out and play
Come out