[Verse 1]
Well, I took a camera on vacation
To fit Miami in a frame
She didn't mind, she blew me kisses
Said, "Well, what's your name?"

I plan my dinner at the hotel
But then my dinner plans got wrecked
An investment banker started something
So I broke his neck

[Chorus]
We're all stuck out in the desert
And we're gonna die
Wipe that salt and sand
From your blistering eyes

[Verse 2]
Well, the polygraph needles were jumpin'
And my conscience, Edward, fell asleep
I can't trust myself to tell the secrets
I was told to keep

Well, the fastest jackalope in Texas
He started runnin' outta luck
Bit by a snake, then he got hit by
Jimmy's semi-truck
[Chorus]
We're all stuck out in the desert
And we're gonna die
Wipe that salt and sand
From your blistering eyes

[Verse 3]
Well, I know sometimes I get distracted
America's so big and wide
With her long white fingers, she says
"Hush, I'm not the marrying kind"

My mind moves faster when I'm walkin'
My baby shoes are dipped in bronze
I don't give a shit, she calls the shots
That's how we get along

[Chorus]
We're all stuck out in the desert
And we're gonna die
Wipe that salt and sand
From your blistering eyes

We're all stuck out in the desert
And we're gonna die
Wipe that salt and sand
From your blistering eyes
We're all stuck out in the desert
And we're gonna die
Wipe that sand and salt
From your blistering eyes