[Verse 1]
When you get sober, will you get kinder?
'Cause when you get uptight, it's such a drag
When I get older, I won't remember
Until that day comes, I've got somethin' on you
Under the blacklight, out in the garden
Into the pale moon, I'll be waitin'

[Chorus]
Under the blacklight
Under the blacklight

[Verse 2]
Even dead men lie in their coffins
It's been a long time since you felt better
Under the blacklight, out in the garden
Into the pale moon, I'll be waitin'

[Chorus]
Under the blacklight
Out in the garden
Into the pale moon
Under the blacklight

[Verse 3]
Somewhere in Laredo borders a soft man
Like a black widow, I'll be crawlin'
[Chorus]
Under the blacklight
Out in the garden
Into the pale moon
Under the blacklight
Down in the valley
Up in the dark blue
Under the blacklight
Under the blacklight