She's a zero
A jumpseat masterpiece
A one-woman mob with toxic volume

You're my hero
A dreamboat to say the least
With big pants and a sharp reprieve
I'll join the airhead

If death was coming after you
Chances are you could take your cigar with you
You can't put a price on a dead cat

I'm a zero
A backseat travesty
A tabloid moment waiting to happen

If death was coming after you
Chances are you could take your cigar with you
You can't put a price on a dead cat

One simply jumps into strange loaded cars
Out of loneliness
I simply jump into strange loaded cars
Out of loneliness
I'm sorry I missed you
It's just that I grew up too fast
We're looking right through you
Sad to say you’re walking past

I'm sorry I missed you
It's just that I grew up too fast
We're looking right through you
Sad to say you're walking past

I'm sorry I missed you
It's just that I grew up too fast
We're looking right through you
Sad to say you’re walking past

You can’t put a price on a dead cat