Sometimes I stand outside the Quickmart
He said 'Tomorrow's another day, Laura'
I said 'My name is not Laura'
But thanks for the advice
There's a jar outside the store here
Donations for Vinnie
Vinnie's got a rare disease
He's melting as we speak
Sometimes I look into the mirror
God, I'm such a jerk
Put a guitar here, please
One of your shredding leads
Sometimes I stand outside the Quickmart
He said 'Tomorrow's another day, Laura'
I said 'My name is not Laura'
My name is not Laura
My name is not Laura
My name is not Laura
My name is not Laura