[Verse 1]
I can't take it anymore
I don't know why I even get out of bed
And why when I've seen it all before?
It's like a dagger hanging over my head

Every day is just the same
I always have to hang my head in shame
It doesn't matter time or place
There's always egg on my face

[Chorus]
The universe is against me
And no one here defends me
And everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before
And it sends me into this manic frenzy
And, yes, it still offends me
The whole universe is against me

[Verse 2]
You would not believe the mayhem
That they think up under that tree
It always works out great for the two of them
How come it never works out for me?

It's like hitting my head into a wall
This constant losing makes me feel so small
I don't know where I should begin
When do I get a win?
[Chorus]
The universe is against me
And no one here defends me
And everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before
And it sends me into this manic frenzy
And, yes, it still offends me
The whole universe is against me

[Outro]
The whole universe is against me
The whole universe is against me

The whole universe is against me