[Intro: Charlie Scene]
If you got jack in your cup
Go raise it up
If you ain't got enough
Go fill it up

[Chorus: Danny]
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patrón
I wanna girl on my lap and a Jägerbomb
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of Vodka till it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy

[Verse 1: Charlie Scene]
We only leave a pre-party to go party some more
I'm already shit faced before I walk in the door
This girl's rubbin' on my leg, I never met her before
And now she's making her way down to my gentleman sword
Might be the drugs talking or the shots of Patron
But these bitches look like models and they're ready to bone
I'll take 'em back to my parents house, we'll be home alone
Slapin' chicks and have 'em yelling like Macaulay Culkin
She's tearing it up, yeah, she's dancing her ass off
This girls like a Mac the way she's riding my laptop
I'm trying to get my rocks off so don't try to cockblock
I'll grab my sawed off and I'll blow your cock off
You know we drink so much, we getting drunk for weeks
We drink so much goose, we turning into geese
Me and my crew flap a V through VIP
These bitches play my skin flute like they're Kenny G
[Chorus: Danny]
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patrón
I wanna girl on my lap and a Jägerbomb
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of Vodka till it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy

[Brige: Charlie Scene]
If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up
If you had too much, don't throw it up
And if you ain't got shit, throw your hands up

[Verse 2: Funny Man & Charlie Scene]
Yo I rolled up drunk on my Razor
Fuck all the haters
Packing a fat flask of Jäger
And I'm drinking Makers
Don't need a chaser
Ordered a couple of mind erasers
Got the party favors
Save those for later
I'm a team player
Takin' shots like the Lakers
Check out the Gators
Yes I'm a gangster
And I got more ice on my neck
Than a glacier
Now it's time to Blazer
Who's got the paper?
I heard there's an after party up at John Mayer's
Hope it's a Kegger
Nope but it's catered
'Bout to squeeze buns like a baker
Girl you're in a danger
Hung like a hanger
And I'm about to black out
Like I'm Darth Vader
So grab my light saber
And savor the flavor
Yeah, you know these bitches
Love singing like a sailor
[Chorus: Danny]
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patrón
I wanna girl on my lap and a Jägerbomb
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka till it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy

[Brige: Charlie Scene]
If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up
If you had too much, don't throw it up
And if you ain't got shit, throw your hands up
If you got Jack in your cup, go raise it up
If you ain't got enough, go fill it up
If you had too much, don't throw it up
And if you ain't got shit, throw your hands up

[Chorus: Danny]
I'm gonna chase this whiskey with Patrón
I wanna girl on my lap and a Jägerbomb
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And I'ma make it rain on the girl who serves me
I drink a fifth of vodka till it's gone
And if it feels so good then it can't be wrong
I'm comin' in hot, you heard me
And we be taking shots and if not you nerdy
[Outro: Charlie Scene]
If you got jack in your cup
Go raise it up
If you ain't got enough
Go fill it up
If you got jack in your cup
Go raise it up
If you ain't got enough
Go fill it up