[Verse 1: Andy, Jorma, Akiva]
White girls!
You are attracted to us!
Black girls!
You are attracted to us!
Asian girls!
You are attracted to us!
Latinas!
You are attracted to us!
Attracted to us!

[Chorus: Andy, Jorma, Akiva]
But you're never gonna get it
Never, never gonna get it
No, you're never gonna get it
Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy
We're all so shy
You're never gonna get it
We're so sweet and shy

[Bridge: Beck, Andy, Jorma, Akiva]
All you pretty girls
We know you want our bodies
But we're more the introspective types
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus: Andy, Jorma, Akiva]
But you're never gonna get it
Never, never gonna get it
No you're never gonna get it
Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy
We're nice and shy
You're never gonna get it
We're polite and shy

[Verse 2: Andy, Jorma, Akiva]
Nerdy girls!
You are attracted to us!
Oh-My-God girls!
You are attracted to us!
My heeby-jeeby girls!
You are attracted to us!
Cha-cha-cha-cha girls!
You are attracted to us!
Space girls!
You are attracted to us!
In-your-face girls!
You are attracted to us!

[Outro: Andy, Jorma, Akiva, Beck]
You are attracted to us!
(You are attracted to us!)
'Cause we are shy