[Verse]
Plastic donut, can of spam
There's no kindness in this land

[Chorus]
Better not let my good gal catch you here
She's getting all juiced up with a bottle of plain wrap beer

[Verse 2]
Coffee clothing pasted on
Clean my gravestone when I'm gone

[Chorus]
And you better not let my good gal catch you here
She's got a whole pile of things you don't want to hear

[Verse 3]
Hitch my horse up to the town
I got my toenails painted brown

[Chorus]
And you better not let my good gal catch you here
She'll cut you down and put the blame on me

[Verse 4]
Just a muscle in a bag
Throw my baby, don't let her sag
[Chorus]
But you better not let my good gal catch you here
She's getting all juiced up with a bottle of plain wrap beer