[Verse 1]
Sometimes I think that I was born to fail
Sometimes I drink whiskey from my holy grail
Sometimes I'm scared that I’ll never live
To your expectations
Some nights I get in trouble with my friends
Apologize but I know we'll do it all again
Sorry mom, I think I just messed up my reputation
I dialed Heaven but I got rejected
And I didn't even leave a message
If we go to Hell, I won’t regret it
'Cause at least I get to go with you (Yeah)

[Chorus]
'Cause all my friends are losers
And we were born to lose
Yeah, all my friends are losers
But if I die and go to Hell, then you know it, oh well
'Cause at least I get to go with you (Yeah)
'Cause all my friends are losers (Na-na-na-na)
And we were born to lose (Na-na-na-na)
Yeah, all my friends are losers (Na-na-na-na)
But if I die and go to Hell, then you know it, oh well
'Cause at least I get to go with you

[Verse 2]
All of my friends have anxiety
Gotta have it all figured out by 23
That's why we think too much and overcomplicate things
Kicked out of school, did I let you down?
'Cause my mama cried when they threw me out
If I could go back, I’d tell myself not to worry (Yeah)
[Chorus]
’Cause all my friends are losers (Na-na-na-na)
And we were born to lose (Na-na-na-na)
Yeah, all my friends are losers (Na-na-na-na)
But if I die and go to Hell, then you know it, oh well
'Cause at least I get to go with you

[Bridge]
I don’t care anymore
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kiss me? (Yeah)
I don't care anymore
I’m a loser, baby
Oh, so why don't you kiss me? (Yeah)

[Chorus]
'Cause all my friends are losers (Na-na-na-na)
(Yeah, you know, yeah, you know, yeah, you know, you know)
And we were born to lose (Na-na-na-na)
(We were born to lose)
Yeah, all my friends are losers (Na-na-na-na)
(My friends are losers, oh-oh-oh)
But if I die and go to Hell, then you know it, oh well
'Cause at least I get to go with you

[Outro]
I don't care anymore (Na-na-na-na)
(I don't care, I don't care, I don't care)
I'm a loser, baby (Ooh)
So why don't you kiss me?
I don't care anymore (Na-na-na-na)
I'm a loser, baby
Oh, so why don't you kiss me?