[Verse 1]
The name is DFD and I'm known to push boundaries
If you ain’t ever known then I'm glad that you found me
I ain't tryna hear no bullshit, press the pound key
You gon’ be wondering what they put inside them brownies (Damn)
I was born with an extraordinary gift (Wow)
Never seemed to get along with ordinary kids (Aw)
The loners by the jungle gym, I was one of them
Never knew I'd grow up to be someone big, come again?
Yeah, you've seen me on the web, I'm the man with eight legs
The Spiderman of cyber land, click them JPEGs
You'll see the bigger picture, I'm collectin' paychecks
Got it oozin' out of me, precipitate fresh
It comes so natural, take the show national
Name on the marquis written in all capitals
The world’s waitin’
They're being patient
A&R’s, the critics, and even your girl's sayin'

[Chorus]
He's nice, he’s-he's-he's nice (Word)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (True)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
My name is DFD, you can call me Mr. Nice Guy
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Thanks)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Hahaha)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
Everybody that's ever heard me said I'm nice

[Verse 2]
I'm so nice like Casper, I should ghost write
A Cali playboy, Hefner with the smoke pipe
The kid is nasty, ew, that shit is gross, right?
Ain't nothing new, I do this during most nights
Did it as a teenager
Cooler than the Green Ranger
Travelin' to places that you've only seen in screensavers
I'm nice, here's some advice, try not to fuck with me
Nicer than your mama baking cookies when there's company
They bumpin' me, they hearin' me
These other rappers fearin' me
They callin' their security, they full of insecurities
Boohoo, just do you, you'll do fine
It's like everybody's signed or starting a new line
But I'm not a stupid geek
I am a spook, a freak
I don't give a shit about what all you fashionistas think
I'm a man amongst mice, fuck hype
Everybody that's ever heard me said I'm nice
[Chorus]
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Word)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (True)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
My name is DFD, you can call me Mr. Nice Guy
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Thanks)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Hahaha)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
Everybody that's ever heard me

[Verse 3]
The neighborhood nice guy, hometown hero
See the people wavin' when I roll down Pico
Blowin' smoke clouds out the whip with the seat low
Bypassing traffic like I know a bunch of cheat codes
Even got the old folks sayin' that the boy nice
Real amazin', known for killing stages, I destroy mics
You don't want beef, especially all you soy types
If you want war then it can get real Troy-like
Enjoy life, you don't want it with me, buddy
I'm a little nutty, I will kick you in your tummy
If you fuckin' with my money then no more Mr. Nice Guy
Now I gotta take away your lifelines, bye-bye

[Chorus]
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Word)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (True)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
My name is DFD, you can call me Mr. Nice Guy
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Thanks)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice (Hahaha)
He's nice, he's-he's-he's nice
Everybody that's ever heard me said I'm nice