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Can't believe he bought a method i just scammed his stupid ass
I just bought a fake bin and i sent it to his groupie ass
I did a cash app money flip but i ain't send no cash
Bitch im tryna get yo social i ain't trippin on no ass
I just scammed a white nerd ass n***a off of paypal
I just saw an opp n***a out in public he said hey pal
If i see my old bitch them ima strangle her with a towel
Cause she wanna suck my dick i just mad her bow down
I just scammed a kid at chuck e cheese and i stole all his tickets
I dont want your phone number bitch i want your credit card digits
I got banned on cash app i broke the transaction limit
You just got your paychect i just made that in 3 miniutes
Ima catch him downtown and beat his ass with a shish kabob
I just scammed a dumb ass n***a and his name sponge bob
I just fucked an arab bitch and she called me allah
I had to fuck a couple times cause that pussy was the bomb
Then he passed her straight to me and we just blew up chase bank
I just scammed a white weird bitch her name ann frank
Her boyfriend a body builder ima shoot him in his six pack
Shot the n***a 2 times now that n***a got a four pack
Right when she went to sleep i stole her ssn
And i just stole a rolle call me ben 10
And when she went in for a hug i stole her wallet
Zoomed in and took a picture now i got her card and bin
You can call me the scammer im the scam man
And you can call me a baker im the bread man
And if hes batman just know that im robbin
You got more than 10 dollars in your pocket and im robbin
I just stole my friends ps4 and helped him look for it
I just stole my friends wallet now i gotta help him search for it
Police knockin at the door i had to run they got a search warrant
I just scammed 2 n***as in miami i got two warrants
Your boyfriend a lame you caught his ass in a bubble bath
I just scammed the same n***a while he was in a bubble bath
My bank account six figures you can do the math
Subsitute teacher sucked my dick in the same class
She wouldn't let me cheat so i fucking stole her pencil
She said she was gonna call my mom so i stabbed her with a utensil
I just beat a snotty nose kid with a spatula
My momma said did you beat a kid with a spatula (yes!)
Your boyfriend used to chew on pencil shavings
Your momma and your daddy broke you got zero savings
Im in my great grandmas will i can't wait till she die
I fell in love with this money when she die i ain't cry
When my ex bitch die ima piss on her grave
Then i stole her credit card cause that bitch ain't behave
Im at home swiping shit while you work like a slave
The bitch wanna suck my dick so bad that she paid
I just scammed my ex bitch and she slashed all my tires
I missed too much work came back and got fired
N***a you a broke boy bitch please retire
Better come up out that house before we set it on fire
I just met spongebob and fucked sandy cheeks
And i just scammed an old n***a getting a tan on the beach
He ain't tryna spend no money call that n***a mr krabs
I was finna fuck this bitch but found out she had crabs
I was so horny nutted before i put it in
And my dick was too big i couldn't even fit it in
My dick out slapped her so hard made her do a spin
I ain't trippin on my ex cause i just nutted in her friend
I just took her on a date then i reached inside her purse
I ain't tripping over my ex because you know i fucked her first
I fucked his bitch then gave her back cause that pussy was the worst
And she opened up her legs and said damn is that (???)
Im just waiting for the day that swike zaai get out the house
I just stole her information told that bitch get out the house