[Verse 1]
In another life you and I
Living in the suburbs family of five
I'd tighten your tie in the morning
You'd come home I'd make your drink how you like

[Refrain]
I can see it in my mind
I'm your tattooed trophy wife

[Verse 2]
In another life, you and I, we worked out
Got a loft living downtown
You miss New York, hate LA
But you lie say you like it more now

[Refrain]
I can see it in my mind
There's a version of us that's fine

[Chorus]
It doesn't matter
I can picture it however I want
However I want
Can't climb the ladder
To the pedestal I'm keeping you on
The ending's identical
I think we'rе better hypothetical
[Post-Chorus]
I think wе're better hypothetical
I think we're better hypothetical

[Verse 3]
In another life, you and I, we get bored
I'm hooking up with the girl next door
You're coming home less and working late more
We barely talk anymore

[Refrain]
I can see it in my mind
Miserable by 25

[Chorus]
It doesn't matter
I can picture it however I want
However I want
Can't climb the ladder
To the pedestal I'm keeping you on
The ending's identical
I think we're better hypothetical

[Post-Chorus]
I'm not being cynical
I think we're better hypothetical
I like it when your fictional
I think we're better hypothetical
I'm not being cynical
I think we're better hypothetical
I don't want the original
I think we're better hypothetical