[Intro]
Uh, I'm not sure how
But my legs...
They feckin came off!

[Verse 1]
I was walkin' round Camden
Just buyin' some meth
I saw a sketchy hooded guy
And he said his name is Seth

He gave me a brown bag
And then I took opened up the bag
I turned around and saw that
Seth had just pissed off and left me alone right here with a bag full of what smells like dog shit

[Chorus]
Its a pain to walk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to talk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached
[Verse 2]
Since that guy ran away from me
I thought I should look round for Seth
So I went up to the ominous building across the road
And hired a Private Investigator named Beth
Now Beth was a woman
And I had a panic attack
Because I've never spoken to a woman before
And also Beth is black

[Chorus]
Its a pain to walk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to talk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached

[Bridge]
So we looked around, me and Beth
Trying our very best
We dabbed, we stabbed, we found a crab in a lab
But then we found something but i can't think of a word that rhymes with best
[Chorus]
Its a pain to walk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to talk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached

Its a pain to walk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to talk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to stalk
When you got no legs
Its a pain to eat chalk
When you don't have your limbs attached

[Outro]
We ended up finding out what was in the bag
And we also found Seth
In the bag was some Pez dispensers
And it turns out Seth had a heat stroke and died because its summer and Seth just fucking decided to put a hoodie on

Yeahhhhhhhhhh...