[Intro]
Tell me a really short duck story
Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum

[Verse 1]
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey, (Bum, bum, bum) got any grapes?"
The man said, "Well, look who's returned
No luck Duck, I finally learned
I bought you grapes, you said no"
The duck said, "Gotta go"

[Chorus]
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, ba-dum

[Verse 2]
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey, (Bum, bum, bum) got any grapes?"
The man said, "Duck, you know I don't
I never will, I always won't
So please don't ask that again"
The duck said, "You win"
[Chorus]
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, ba-dum

[Verse 3]
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey, (Bum, bum, bum) you got a banana?"
The man said, "Duck, take a wild guess
And you'll be wrong if you guess, yes
Of course, I don't have bananas"
The duck said, "Watch your manners"

[Chorus]
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, ba-dum

[Verse 4]
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey, (Bum, bum, bum) you got a carrot?"
The man said, "That's it, Duck, I'm done
You've had your kicks, you've had your fun
But I'm drawing a line"
The duck said, "Just one more time"
[Chorus]
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, ba-dum

[Verse 5]
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey, (Bum, bum, bum) you gotta pea?"
The man said, "No, I don't gotta pea
Hey, wait a minute, now I see
I walked right into your trap"
The duck said, "And that's a wrap"

[Chorus]
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle