I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell back down, I don't know where
But hard and cold were the looks of those
Standing too close to my nose

So I sneezed a sneeze into the sky
It fell back down and hit my eye
Then it rolled and tickled my nose
'Til I re-sneezed that sneeze I snoze

So I sneezed a sneeze into my shirt
It was cold and wet but didn't hurt
I didn't have a tissue near
And it would've hit that girl's ear

Nobody really knows
What to do with a sneeze after you snoze
A brand new tissue's where it goеs
But what if you don't have one of those?

A littlе bit faster
Could be a disaster
But if you can do it, you'll be a master

I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell back down, I don't know where
But hard and cold were the looks of those
Standing too close to my nose
So I sneezed a sneeze into the sky
It fell back down and hit my eye
Then it rolled and tickled my nose
'Til I re-sneezed that sneeze I snoze

So I sneezed a sneeze into my shirt
It was cold and wet but didn't hurt
I didn't have a tissue near
And it would've hit that girl's ear

Nobody really knows
What to do with a sneeze after you snoze
A brand new tissue's where it goes
But what if you don't have one of those?
What if you don't have one of those?