[Verse 1]
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
I guess that's why it took me such a long piece of paper
I know it sounds funny
How am I supposed to buy things without any time?

[Verse 2]
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
It’s so obvious now I guess I must have been
Not really paying very close attention
I know it sounds funny
When I have a cold, my nose gets
Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
Or else it rolls into my mouth

[Pre-Chorus]
Yes it does
It rolls into my mouth!

[Chorus]
I wrote this song, I wrote this song
I think that's right but it could be really incorrect
I wrote this song, I wrote this song
My favorite movie gorilla is King of the Apes
I wrote this song, I wrote this song
Now that it's almost over I hope it isn’t too lengthy
I wrote this song, I wrote this song!
I lifted weights all month, I'm getting so stinky
[Outro]
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
I hope I learn some day
That would be so fun