[Verse 1: Darla McFarland & Doug Douglason]
I didn't mind the attention in the beginnin'
When he said he'd like a bite of my peach
I said I won't deny it if I was a pirate
I'd dig that booty up on the beach
He was nothin' but trouble, me and my bubble
Got tired of his one-crack mind
I said "Girl if you're leavin' would you mind leavin' that sweet behind behind"

[Chorus: Doug Douglason & Darla McFarland]
Oh herassmeant everything to me
He just had to slap it every time I wore them bell-bottom jeans
Oh I hated to see her go
Oh, but he loved to watch mе leave
Her ass mеant everything to me

[Verse 2: Darla McFarland & Doug Douglason]
I backed up my dump truck, packed all my junk up
And I put it in a Chevy Chevelle
She woke up my sleepin' 'cause I heard it beepin'
Didn't know she had her CDL
Baby got back but she ain't comin' back
No I'm keepin' my shelf to myself
Now my anaconda's lonesome as hell

[Chorus: Doug Douglason & Darla McFarland]
Oh herassmeant everything to me
He just had to slap it every time I wore them bell-bottom jeans
Oh I hated to see her go
Oh, but he loved to watch me leave
Her ass meant everything to me
[Bridge: Doug Douglason & Darla McFarland]
When I hear "Fat Bottomed Girls" girl, I shed a tear
Yes I do
Keep singin' that song 'cause I'm stickin' you up in my rear
What?
View mirror
Oh
[Chorus: Doug Douglason & Darla McFarland]
Herassmeant (Ooh, herassmeant)
Everything to me
Oh he just had to slap it
Can you blame me? (Ooh, herassmeant)
Every time I wore them bell-bottom jeans
Oh I hated to see her go
Oh, but he loved to watch me leave
Mmhmm, her ass meant
It was harassment (What?)
Herassmeant everything to me

[Outro: Doug Douglason & Darla McFarland]
I miss you baby
I wish I could say me too
Don't say that, don't say that