[Intro: Pos]
Smoothed out without the R&B
(Mercy) Come on!
(Mercy) Come on y'all!
(Mercy) Come on!
There's no R&B in this song
Now come along my children, come along
Come along my children, come along
Come along my children, come along
There's no R&B in this song!

[Verse 1: Pos]
Pushed up a dame by the name of Crystal
Her flaunt's to the point just like a missile
A habit with ears kiddin' with gold mags
And since she fancies facial hair she asked my name
(Hey baby what's your name?)
Now ever so fab I said I'm wala
Miss Wild who used to run tough with Koala
She was a winner of my metaphor and she knew that
I said "I'm gonna feed your mouth," she said "You do that"
Now Crystal stops the jeep I think I'm mad fly
She used to have a man wit lots of mad signs
Her strut was guaranteed to make a gay smile
And in bed she had proved to be real agile
I show her to her lounge and I dined her
Then she gave me some digits where I could find her
I licked her like a stamp
Laid and sticked her like a champ
But the (Tramp) gave me burn
I had to go see the doctor
[Chorus]
(3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer (Uhhhh)
(3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer (Oh yeah)
(3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer
(3 days later) Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer!

[Verse 2: Dave]
Well it was thirty after nine and I was loungin'
Tokin' on some smoke 'cause I was poundin'
I rang up seven up so we can skip to the mall
Thinkin' a good day to shop, but then we got stopped
A shooter man said "Yo well it's a stick up"
A whole lot of dirt was 'bout to kick up
I had screens in my pocket
And man, tonight's my date
Wit Smokey Sue, now what was I to do?
In my head I'm thinking, 'Should I dodge the bullet?'
'Man this kid is bluffin' you can pull it'
I feared the whole scene
The shooter didn't bluff
Now look at me now
He shot my ass dead
(Yeah)

[Skit: Police]
You shouldn't have..
(I did, so let's get in the van)
You shouldn't have done that
(But I did, so get in the fucking van!)
(I love you Dave)
(I.. I love you Dave)
(I love, I love you Dave)
(I love, I love you Dave)
[Chorus]
Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer
Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer
Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer
Skeezer, skeezer, skeezer!