Sarah Jessica Parker
Song of Love
[WINNIFRED, spoken]
By the way, Dauntless, I don't think I ever told you... my full name is Winnifred the Woebegone, but Winnifred's too formal. You can call me by my nickname. 

[DAUNTLESS, spoken]
Winnie?

[WINNIFRED / FRED, spoken]
Fred

[Dauntless, spoken]
Fred—oh, what a beautiful name! So straight... so strong... so you!
(sung)
I like you, Fred, I like you!

[FRED]
You're just saying those words to be kind

[DAUNTLESS]
No I mean it. I like… I mean I love you, Fred!

[FRED]
He is out of his medieval mind!

[DAUNTLESS]
I'm perfectly sane and sound!
I never felt better in my life!
Everybody! Evеrybody! Everybody, come
And meet my incipient wifе!
I'm in love with a girl named Fred!
My reasons must be clear:
When she shows you all how strong she is
You'll stand right up and cheer!

[Fred lifts the weight.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
With and "F" and an "R" and an "E" and a "D"
And an "F-R-E-D", Fred! Yeah!

[DAUNTLESS]
I'm in love with a girl named Fred!
She drinks just like a lord!
So sing a merry drinking song
And let the wine be poured!

[Fred takes goblet and drinks the wine.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Fill the bowl to overflowing
Raise the goblet high!

[Fred lifts the weight.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
With and "F" and an "R" and an "E" and a "D"
And an "F-R-E-D", Fred! Yeah!
[DAUNTLESS]
I'm in love with a girl named Fred!
She sings just like a bird!
You'll be left completely speechless
When her gentle voice is heard!

[FRED]
Shoo-be-di-bop, shoo-be-di-bop, shoo-be-di-bop
Bop-a-bido-bow

[Fred takes goblet and drinks the wine.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Fill the bowl to overflowing
Raise the goblet high!

[Fred lifts the weight.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
With and "F" and an "R" and an "E" and a "D"
And an "F-R-E-D", Fred! Yeah!

[DAUNTLESS]
I'm in love with a girl named Fred!
She wrestles like a Greek!
You will clap your hands in wonder
At her fabulous technique!
[The Chorus claps in rhythm as Fred throws Dauntless.]

[FRED]
Shoo-be-di-bop, shoo-be-di-bop, shoo-be-di-bop
Bop-a-bido-bow

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Fill the bowl to overflowing
Raise the goblet high!

[Fred lifts the weight.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
With and "F" and an "R" and an "E" and a "D"
And an "F-R-E-D", Fred! Yeah!

[DAUNTLESS]
I'm in love with a girl named Fred!
Who dances with such grace!
You are bound to sing her praises
'til you're purple in the face!

[Fred dances the Spanish Panic.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!
Bravo! Bravissimo!

[The Chorus claps in rhythm as Fred throws Dauntless.]

[FRED]
Shoo-be-di-bop, shoo-be-di-bop, shoo-be-di-bop
Bop-a-bido-bow

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Fill the bowl to overflowing
Raise the goblet high!

[Fred lifts the weight.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
With and "F" and an "R" and an "E" and a "D"
And an "F-R-E-D", Fred! Yeah!

[DAUNTLESS]
I'm in love with a girl named Fred!
She's musical to boot!
She will set your feet a-tapping
When she plays upon her lute!

[Fred plays a lute.]
[Fred dances the Spanish Panic.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!
Bravo! Bravissimo!

[The Chorus claps in rhythm as Fred throws Dauntless.]

[FRED]
Sheet-dat-deet-dow

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Fill the bowl to overflowing
Raise the goblet high!

[Fred lifts the weight.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
With and "F" and an "R" and an "E" and a "D"
And an "F-R-E-D", Fred! Yeah!

[DAUNTLESS]
I'm in love with a girl named Fred!
A clever, clownish wit!
When she does her funny pantomime
Your sides are sure to split!

[Fred does a funny pantomime.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Ha-ha-ha-ha, Ho-ho-ho-ho, Ha-ha-ha-ha-Ho!

[Fred plays a lute.]
[Fred dances the Spanish Panic.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo!
Bravo! Bravissimo!

[The Chorus claps in rhythm.]
[Fred starts laughing instead of riffing.]

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
Fill the bowl to overflowing
Raise the goblet high!
With and "F" and an "R" and an "E" and a "D"
And an "F-R-E-D", Fred! Yeah!

[DAUNTLESS]
I'm in love with a girl…

[KNIGHTS & LADIES]
He's in love with a girl named "F-R-E-D"

[FRED]
Yippeeee!!

[ALL]
Fred!