[Verse 1]
Professionally trendy in the glow of Clapham sun
There's life after work and it can be such fun
You see all the models in magazines and on the walls
You wanna be just like them
'Cause they're so cool

[Chorus]
They're just narcissists
Well, wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray?
Just for a day
They're just narcissists
Oh, what's so great to be Dorian Gray
Every day?

[Verse 2]
We're living in a looking glass
As the beauty of life goes by
You're going to be so, oh
You're going to grow so old
Your skin so cold

[Chorus]
Well, they're just narcissists
Well, wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray?
Just for a day
They're just narcissists
Oh, what's so great to be Dorian Gray
Every day?
[Outro]
They're just narcissists
Wouldn't it be great to be Dorian Gray?
Just for a day
Just for a day