[MR HART]
Huh! Uh! Good God!

They think they'll get by with these gadgets and ties
And sticking a rag in my mouth, and in my house!
They best think again, cause I won't let them win
This show's gonna end without doubt! I'll get out!

It's always a woman. Always a woman
They'll cut you down, saw you off at the knees
It's always a woman. Always a woman
They'll squeeze 'em, till you beg and plead

Women just use us, they trick us and confuse us
Like Adam, and Sampson, and John! Poor John!
His head on a platter, no choice in the matter
Now I'm not Baptist, but I have been conned!

It's always a woman. Always a woman
They're wicked and we gave a rib up for that
But they wrote the sequel, and made themselves equal
Yeah, women don't care about the facts!

Ah, can I get some help now? A little help now?
I mean it, can I get some friggin' help over here?
[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Women!

[HART]
They're spiteful! And hateful!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Women!

[HART]
Conniving! Ungrateful!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Women!

[HART]
Deceitful! Unfaithful!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Women!

[HART]
It's always a woman!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Always a women!
[HART]
But I'm gonna show them
I'm still the boss, they can like it or not

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Like it or not!

[HART]
Get up, get even!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Get even!

[HART]
Get loose, and I'm leavin'

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
He's leavin'!

[HART]
Oh yeah, I'm reclaiming my spot

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Reclaim his spot, now, tell it to me!

[HART]
I've got their number!
[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
He's got their number!

[HART]
They're going under!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Going under!

[HART]
Cause they'll steal our souls if they can!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Steal our souls!

[MR. HART & MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
It's always a woman. Always a woman

[HART]
They'll be the death of men!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Always a woman!

[HART]
It's a man's world!

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Always a woman!

[HART]
By God, I aim to prove it!
Watch me! Hah! Ay!

Aw, women

[MEN'S ENSEMBLE]
Women!

[HART]
Yeah, yeah!