Ahem
Hello my friends, Santa kyOresu is here
She's come from the north Mother Russia with gifts
Have you been a good boy this year?
Because if yes, then I'm sorry
But you won't see me today
Because I'm Santa kyOresu and I give people trash
Like did you really think I would spend any cash on this?
But you should be grateful 'cause I'm spending my time
So jerks like you can receive at least something this night
We know Claus is discriminating but it's okay
'Cause even if you'rе a bitch, I'll give you some rotten spaghеtti (Uh-huh)
I know you deserve my top tier garbage
Carefully selected, approved by my tovarish
You want Claus to visit you?
Just leave some cookies and milk
You want me to visit you?
You leave a rolled joint and beer
Enjoy this holidays 'cause I wish you
Merry merry Christmas
Uwu