[Verse 1]
Try a little mushroom pie
Buy, buy a little piece of sky
Now I’m gonna show you how
Meow, meow, says the purple cow

[Chorus]
You can drink ten cups of coffee but
It don’t taste quite the same
(It don't?)
Absinthe and moonshine in comparison
Are pretty lame
(Uh huh)
Oh it’s hip to be a cocaine kid
I’d rather kick it with the cocaine kids
I’d rather kick it with the cocaine kids

[Verse 2]
Fly through the mushroom sky
Buy, buy a little piece of that pie
Sounds like it left the ground
Honk honk, ‘Til your head spins round

[Chorus]
You can drink ten cups of coffee but
It don’t taste quite the same
(Nope it don't)
Absinthe and moonshine in comparison
Are pretty lame
(Oh)
Oh it’s hip to be a cocaine kid
I’d rather kick it with the cocaine kids
Nananananana, Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
[Bridge]
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, uh huh cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
I’d rather kick it with the cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
I'd rather sip it with the...

[Spoken Interlude]
The writers of this material in no way encourage
Or condone the use of illicit substances
If you choose to indulge in illegal recreational
Activities, you do so at the risk of prosecution
So why not sit back, relax and have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit, okay…?

[Outro]
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, uh huh cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
Cocaine kids, cocaine kids
Ah cocaine kids, uh huh cocaine kids