[Intro]
One, two, three

[Verse 1]
Last night, I got served a little bit too much of that poison, baby
Last night, I did things I'm not proud of
And I got a little crazy
Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor
And I let him call me "Baby"
And I don't—

[Chorus]
And I don't—
[Spoken: that was fine]
And I don't even know his last name
My mama would be so ashamed
It started off, "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
Turned into "Oh, no, what have I done?"
'Cause I don't even know his last name

[Verse 2]
We left the club, 'bout around three o'clock in the morning
His Pinto, sittin' there, in the parking lot
It should've been a warning
I had no clue what I was getting into
So, I'll blame it on the Cuervo
Oh, where did my manners go?
[Chorus]
And I don't even know his last name
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed
It started off, "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into "Oh, no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know his last name
Here we go

[Verse 3]
Today, I woke up thinking about Elvis somewhere in Vegas
I'm not sure how I got here
Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared outta nowhere
I gotta go
Take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road
Happens here, stays here, all of this will disappear
[Spoken: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just one little problem
Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah]
What happens here stays here, all of this will disappear
There's just one little problem

[Chorus]
I don't even know my last name
Oh, my mama would be so ashamed
It started off, "Hey, cutie, where you from?"
And then it turned into "Oh, no, what have I done?"
And I don't even know my last name
[Outro]
I don't even know my last name
Woo
[Spoken: cool]