Jos Slovick
Who’s That Boy
ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

MALE ENSEMBLE
And who did he come in with?

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

FEMALE ENSEMBLE
He’s handsome to begin with

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

FEMALE ENSEMBLE
No doubt a young go-getter

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

MALE ENSEMBLE
I’d like to know him better

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?
Who’s that boy?
LORD BELLINGHAM (spoken)
Robbie. A word?

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

FEMALE ENSEMBLE MEMBER 1
There has to be a story

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

MALE ENSEMBLE MEMBER 1
Too trendy for a tory

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

FEMALE ENSEMBLE MEMBER 2
It seems he was expected

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?

MALE ENSEMBLE MEMBER 2
He’s clearly well-connected
ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?
Who’s that boy?

MALE ENSEMBLE
Did you see the way he sauntered in
As if he owned the place
Exuding such self-confidence
Yet no-one knows his face

FEMALE ENSEMBLE
He leaves us in the shadows
Like a momentary eclipse

ENSEMBLE
And there is just one question
That’s on everybody’s lips
Who’s that boy?

DANA (spoken)
He’s looking at me again

CLODAGH (spoken)
Oh please. Be more obvious

CLODAGH AND DANA
Who's that guy?
CLODAGH
I think I know his measure

CLODAGH AND DANA
Who's that guy?

DANA
The minister of pleasure

CLODAGH AND DANA
Who's that guy?

DANA
Who cares if he's outmoded

CLODAGH AND DANA
Who's that guy?

CLODAGJ
I'll bet the bugger's loaded

CLODAGH AND DANA
Who's that guy?
Who's that guy?

ENSEMBLE
Symptomatic of these functions
Is they’re full of crashing bores
The first sign of fresh talent
And they’re beating down the doors
Like bees around the honey
Like moths around the flame
They chase after the young blood
Though no one knows his name

MALE ENSEMBLE
No one knows his name

FEMALE ENSEMBLE
No one knows his name

ENSEMBLE
No one knows his name
Who’s that boy
Who’s getting the attention?
Who’s that boy
And what is his intention?
Who’s that boy?

MARILYN
Who’s that boy?
And what is he concealing?
Who’s that boy?
I’ve got the strangest feeling
Who’s that boy?
Perhaps he’s just a chancer
Who’s that boy
I fear I know the answer
Who’s that boy?
Who’s that boy?

WILLIAM
Who’s that boy?

ENSEMBLE
Who’s that boy?
Did somebody invite him?
Who’s that boy?
So cute I want to bite him
Who’s that boy?
I thought I saw a scuffle
Who’s that boy
Who’s causing the kerfuffle?
Who’s that boy?
Who’s that boy?
Who’s that boy?