"Bye bye, baby," Cybil says as she walks out the door
You can bet that Hollywood looks oh-so-good
Much better than it ever has before

So my pets have left me in search of careers and richer soils
Heading off to pure-bred friends and happy ends
And anything to prove I'm disloyal

It's not just that I'm selfish and scared
It's not just that I'm so unprepared
It's just you'd think I'd grow out of this, wouldn't you?

So take me to winter, as if it was discontent I'd see
I'll live with the madmen there and pull my hair
'Cause lunacy is everything I need

It's not just that I'm selfish and scared
It's not just that I'm so unprepared
It's just you'd think I'd grow out of this, wouldn't you?

"Bye bye, baby," Cybil says as she walks out the door
You can bet that Hollywood looks oh-so-good
Much better than it ever has before