[Verse 1]
Sitting for lunch in a square in this town, this town that I'm new to
New fellow from my new town sat me down, and explained it to me
How when I spin from him, I spin from myself
The center can double the speed of the crust
Thank you, my treacherous friends
I'm cringing for myself when I cringe for you

[Chorus]
Hello, my treacherous friends
And thank you for joining me here tonight
I brought you all here to discuss, as I must
How grateful I am
Hello, my treacherous friends
And thank you for joining me here tonight
I brought you all here to discuss, as I must
How grateful I am for your insights

[Verse 2]
With regard to my newborn arachnid kids
There's something we must discuss
Perhaps we should sit them down and explain how not to be saved
Perhaps you could help me to demonstrate
How your center can keep up its sickening spin
Thank you, my treacherous friends
Perhaps for my children, your surface will smile
[Chorus]
Hello, my treacherous friends
And thank you for joining me here tonight
I brought you all here to discuss, as I must
The fate of my children, the spiders

[Chorus]
Hello, my treacherous friends
And thank you for joining me here tonight
I brought you all here to discuss, as I must
How pleasant has been
Hello, my treacherous friends
And thank you for joining me here tonight
I brought you all here to discuss, as I must
How pleasant has been this demise