It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Nightman
[Verse 1]
Nightman, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you
I love you, Nightman

Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down and I try to fight you
You come inside me, you fill me up
And I become the Nightman—

[Verse 2]
It's just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right!
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout

It's the Nightman
The feelings so wrong and right, man
They're feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become The Night...
The passionly passionate Nightman