[FRANK (Danny DeVito), spoken]
Okay, well, I got an idea of how we can appreciate ourselves to them
(Sung)
Let's make one thing perfectly clear
I'm gonna say some words down here
I haven't had the chance to say before

[DEE (Kaitlin Olson), spoken]
Where you going with this, Frank?

[FRANK]
I'm gonna say "homie"

[DEE, spoken]
Oh, come on

[FRANK]
I'm gonna say "bro"

[DEE, spoken]
You serious?

[FRANK]
I'm gonna say "my man!"

[DEE, spoken]
Well, now you're just stereotyping
[FRANK]
I'm gonna say "fo' sho"

[DEE, spoken]
Okay-

[FRANK]
I'm gonna say the N-word!

[DEE, spoken]
Nonononono stop stop! Thank you! No! We're not saying that, absolutely not

[FRANK, spoken]
What? Why? I'm black, now!
It's probably the only chance I got to say it

[DEE, spoken]
Why are you looking for a chance to say it?

[FRANK, spoken]
Well, a lot of black guys say it, why should they get a pass?

[DEE, spoken]
It's just not the same, okay?
(Sung)
You're not one of them
[FRANK]
Don't say them

[DEE]
No, that's not what I mean

[FRANK]
Well, what do ya mean?

[DEE]
You're not one of us

[FRANK]
That's just confusing

[DEE]
Now I'm getting lost!

[FRANK]
We'll say it together

[DEE]
Not saying the N-word

[FRANK]
We'll leave off the -E-R
[DEE]
Not saying it that way
And that is the end
Of saying the N-word!

[RANDOM MAN, spoken]
'Sup, my n***as?