[AUDREY II]
Feed me!

[SEYMOUR]
Does it have to be human?

[AUDREY II]
Feed me

[SEYMOUR]
Does it have to be mine?

[AUDREY II]
Feed me

[SEYMOUR]
Where am I supposed to get it?

[AUDREY II, sung]
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
Mmm, that's right, boy, you can do it
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
Eee-hee-hee, ah-ha-ha
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow big and strong
[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Look, you eat blood, Audrey II. Let's face it: How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Kill people?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
I'll make it worth your while

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Does this look inanimate to you, punk?! If I can talk, and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Like what?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Like, your little pal. Like you get everything your secret, greasy heart desires...

(sung)
Would you like a Cadillac car?
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You're gonna get it

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
No thanks, Two-ey, nice of you to offer but no
[AUDREY II, sung]
Would you like to be a big wheel?
Dining out for every meal
I'm the plant to make it all real
You're gonna get it

I'm your genie, I'm your friend
I'm your willing slave
Take a chance, just feed me, and
You know the kinda eats
The kinda red-hot treats
The kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave

Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's
Show a little initiative
Work up some guts, and you'll get it

[SEYMOUR, sung & (AUDREY II, spoken)]
I don't know, I don't know (Come on, boy)
I have so, so many strong reservations (My, my, my - tell it to the Marines)
Should I go and perform mutilations? (Uh huh)

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Eee-hee-hee, let me see now, hmm?
(sung)
Think about a room at the Ritz
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz
A little nookie gonna clean up your zits
And you'll get it

[SEYMOUR, sung & (AUDREY II, spoken)]
Gee, I'd like a Harley machine (Now you're cookin', boy)
Drive it around like I was James Dean (Mmm, yeah)
Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green

[AUDREY II, sung]
So, go get it
If you wanna be profound
And you really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say, Audrey II. I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Hmm, sure ya do

[ORIN, spoken]
Christ, woman, what a friggin' scatterbrain!

[AUDREY, spoken]
I'm sorry, doctor! I'm sorry, doctor!

[ORIN, spoken]
Now get the Hell in there and pick up that goddamn jacket, you dizzy cow! Move it, you little slut!

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II, sung]
If you want a rationale
It isn't very hard to see - no, no, no
Stop and think it over, pal
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me

[SEYMOUR]
He's so nasty, treatin' her rough

[AUDREY II]
Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough

[SEYMOUR]
You need blood and he's got more than enough

[AUDREY II]
I need blood and he's got more than enough

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II, sung]
You/I need blood and he's got more than enough

[AUDREY II, spoken]
So, go get it!