[Verse 1]
I guess I'll just sit here, looking so ugly
Waiting a million days for you to come by
Well, what can I say? You know I'm so lonely
Waiting for you to make me a woman

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
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Oh, oh

[Chorus 1]
And when you come, I'll be busy
Sleeping with another guy
I never thought I'd see you again
But I have, and it feels fine
[Interlude]
Ends up all the love I had was for a very special Chad

[Verse 2]
If I had a chance to make a tiny wish
It would be for all the other girls to die
And let me get by on my fucking own
I'd live in a hotel of
Fucking boys who want to wed me
A new wedding every single day
Until I decide: "No. Too much is never enough."

[Chorus 2]
Guys should queue at my throne
Dying for a chance to meet
But I'm just lying here in my pants
And it feels fine

[Outro]
And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine