[Verse 1:]
All rise for the commandant
As he addresses from the promenade, alright
We were having such a fine time
We were covered in a sweet rime, alright

[Chorus:]
But they got it all wrong at the FSO
They got us wound so taut that we're champing to go
Now we're all broke loose and we're coming on
In fits and in starts
In fits and in starts
In fits and in starts
Fits and fits and fits and starts

[Verse 2:]
I was watching on the apparat
Some comely little apparatchik felled
We were having such a fine time
We were sweating out a sweet rime, unshelled

[Chorus:]
But they got it all wrong at the FSO
They got us wound so taut that we're champing to go
Now we're all broke loose and we're coming on
In fits and in starts
In fits and in starts
In fits and in starts
Fits and fits and fits and starts
But they got it all wrong at the FSO
They got us wound so taut that we're champing to go
Now we're all broke loose and we're coming on
In fits and in starts
In fits and in starts
In fits and in starts
In fits and in starts
In fits and starts
In fits and starts
In fits and fits and fits and fits and starts
Fits and starts
Fits and starts