This is a birthday pony
This is a birthday pony
This is a birthday pony

This is a strange kind of rest
Because I feel like a guest
When I'm right here at home
I'm not
Right here at all

I opened up these accounts
All these separate accounts
Because I can't comprehend
The single ride to the end

I needed something to do
And so I split into two
But now the pattern takes hold
I find I'm losing control

Laugh, boy, ha ha ha ha
Laugh, boy, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Do you wanna be
Do you wanna be
I don't wanna be
I don't wanna be
Free free
Free free
Free free
Free free
This is a birthday pony
This is a birthday pony
This is a birthday pony
This is a birthday pony