[Verse 1]
The forecast is rain
There's nothing to look forward to
My outfit is lame
I could chill with Steve, but he's boring too
I'm selfish, okay?
I mean what the hell am I supposed to do?
The world is on fire
Let's order Taco Bell

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, come on inside
And we can watch the news and get naked
(Maybe that might be fun)
We're all gonna die
So if you got something to say then just say it

[Chorus]
Sex, drugs, and existential dread
I'm talking sex, drugs, and existential dread
You can do it every night
From the comfort of your bed
Sex, drugs
And existential dread

[Verse 2]
There's people everywhere you go
There's people in the bars
There's people on the motorways
Driving little people cars
There's people walking animals
There's people doing sports
There's people kissing other people
What the hell is that for?
[Pre-Chorus]
Come on inside
And we can watch the news and get naked
(Maybe that might be fun)
We're all gonna die
So if you got something to say then just say it

[Chorus]
Sex, drugs, and existential dread
I'm talking sex, drugs, and existential dread
And when all hope is lost
Remember what I said
Sex, drugs
And existential dread

[Bridge]
Sex and drugs and existential dread
(Let me hear you)
Sex and drugs and existential dread
(Louder)
Sex and drugs and existential dread
(That's right)
Sex and drugs and existential dread

[Chorus]
Sex, drugs, and existential dread
I'm talking sex, drugs, and existential dread
You can do it every night
From the comfort of your bed
Sex, drugs
And existential dread