[Pre-Intro: Very Smurt]
Jeanyus, no

[Intro: Lil Creeper]
Sun is up, freezing warm, that’s how we don’t know, summer’s there
My dog is dead, he got shot, in a battle, with Russian mobs
I didn’t care, I never cared
My girlfriend dead, she lick a toad
Young la frog, he in licko mode

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Where we dropping boys, they all say man, that’s all up to you
I got Spotify, got all my songs up in the queue
All my beats so good, they got the haters turning blue
Got that grandma-ma, and she be making all her stew
(Gimme the stew)
I got a condo, it got a view
See a nail, boi that’s a screw
They see you and they asking who
And I’m finna lit, finna like a winna going woo
But I find a potion, and I meme him and his crew
I can play any instrument, yuh, I can play kazoo
I don’t regret mistakes; mistakes that I can not undo

[Bridge: Lil P and Da Real Meme]
[Da Real Meme]
Mine-mine-mine, mining ores
[Lil P]
Life’s a dream, we all eating the cream
F-f-finna meme, I got that merch Supreme
Life’s a dream, we all eating the cream
F-f-finna meme, I got that merch Supreme

[Verse 2: Very Smurt]
That girl was your ex? Well that’s a fact I never knew
I was trapped in Fortnite, like a chicken in a coop
Don’t get me mad, cuz boi I’m rich I’m finna sue
This is getting freaky, like it’s all finna taboo
Your hair is dirty, you need shampoo
You got a small cold, need a tissue
Big company, I’m like Yahoo
Burning you so hard, no you all don’t got no freaking flu
(You got bad burns)
Like my Lambo, I’m pretty new
All these haters don’t got a clue
I got these dreams, I will pursue
Was doing bad, put I pulled through
I’m finna cook it, like barbecue
You got a nose, it’s long like Gru

[Bridge 2: Da Real Meme, (Very Smurt), [Lil P]]
Mining ores
(Mining creeper on the loose)
Mining ores
[F-f-finna meme]
[I got that merch, Supreme]

[Interlude: Very Smurt]
Jeanyus, no, no
Z, Z
Stacey’s Dad, meme these finnas up!

[Chorus: Lil Creeper]
She’s in love with my knee
Back in high school I used to meme ‘em up with glee
Now I’m freaking rich, and I’m buzzing like a bee
Then I took a nice pee in my neighbor’s tree
Cranberry like a Sprite, ay
Like a Sprite, ay
Like a Sprite, ‘Merican like Fahrenheit, ay
Lika a Sprite, ay
Like a Sprite, ay
Out like a pilot in the middle of a flight, ay

[Verse 3: Lil Creeper, (Very Smurt)]
I jumped out the bus (battle bus)
Outta spite (spite of who?)
They in sight (yuh)
Boi I bite (ha)
Y’all know that bus, (that bus), is blue not white (it’s blue)
Office life (parkour)
Mike and Dwight (U.S)
Got a kite (it’s a dragon)
Taking flight (like a plane)
Cuz that’s my life (yeah)
Yeah that’s our life (what)
You in debt, you ain’t a threat
Boi I’m so rich flying in my private jet (in my jet)
Y’all like to cook (ay)
Y’all read books (ay)
I’m in your nook (ay)

[Chorus: Lil Creeper, (Very Smurt)]
She’s in love with my knee
Back in high school I used to meme ‘em up with glee
Now I’m freaking rich, and I’m buzzing like a bee
Then I took a nice pee in my neighbor’s tree
Cranberry like a Sprite (like a Sprite)
Like a Sprite (like a Sprite)
Like a Sprite (like a Sprite)
Like a Sprite

[Verse 4: Very Smurt, (Very Smurt)]
Memeing on these haters, boi I’m memeing outta sight, no
Seeing wives, I make ‘em exes, boi you know that that’s my life, yeah
I win the fight, (fight), I’m like a knight (yeah)
I rule the day, (day), I rule the night (small pump)
Man I’m so heroic, no girl can resist my might, no
We under attack, and now we’re gonna do it right, yeah (holy meme)
By the book, yuh, that’s how we cook, yuh
And now I mourn, (sad), the things she took, yuh
See the lazy hater, boi I’m finna make ‘em shook
Karen in the park, please give back what you took, (my heart)