I don't give a fuck about Christmas
I don't give a shit about the snow
I want you on the count of two
All say, "Fuck this Santa Claus!"

Christmas fucking sucks
Christmas fucking sucks
Really fucking sucks
I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fuck about Santa
I don't give a shit about cheer
You can keep your gifts
And your fucking shitty lists
I probably won't call
Y'all this fucking year

Christmas fucking sucks
Christmas fucking sucks
Really fucking sucks
I don't give a fuck

I don't care
I don't care