[Intro]
It's a career that lasts a lifetime
A career where you’re always on the winning team
Put your skills to work
In the military
I was on the streets
In a gang, shooting people and running drugs
Now, I'm making something of myself!
I kill people and run drugs for the CIA
In this job you not only help yourself, you help your country!
Only in the military would a teenager be given responsibilities like driving a nuclear submarine, maneuvering a tank, or dropping high-ordinance explosives
Make a change for yourself
In the military
I was in college constantly getting into pointless fights I didn't understand about
Nеbulous concepts and belief systеms
I got tired of arguing about what’s right
So I dropped out of college and joined up
Now, I know I'm right
In the military
Learn confidence!
I was having fantasies about stabbing people
Now, I can do it for my country
Live the military life
Positions are unexpectedly vacant every day!
In fact, I'm about to give up my will paid job as a voiceover actor in order to sign up and be shouted at by a lot of sexually confused skinheads!
I want excitement
And what could be more exciting than shitting yourself while getting shot at in the jungle?
Certainly beats sitting in this booth all day
Be number one
Turn your life around
In the military