[Verse 1]
I live in the Merchant City, drive a four-by-four
Oh, I eat M&S, it tastes of nothing
Oh, I taste of nothing
I am the new Scottish gentry
An Anglified vowel, sub-London thoughts
I am the new Scottish gentry
An Anglified vowel, sub-London thoughts, oh

[Pre-Chorus]
So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, I'm shopping for blood
So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, I'm shopping for—

[Chorus]
So it's leather for leisure, velcro for sport
Oh, it's a first appearance and a new suit at court
Oh, it's leather for leisure, velcro for sport
It's a first appearance and a new suit at court

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Hi, there!
I agree (Shopping for blood)
Oh, hi, there! (I'm shopping)
Oh, I can only agree (Shopping for blood)
[Verse 2]
I am the new Scottish gentry
An Anglified vowel, sub-London thoughts
I am the new Scottish gentry
An Anglified vowel, sub-media thoughts

[Pre-Chorus]
So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, I'm shopping for blood
So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, I'm shopping for—

[Chorus]
So it's leather for leisure, velcro for sport
It's a first appearance and a new suit at court
It's leather for leisure, velcro for sport
It's a first appearance and a new suit at court