[Intro]
Roses are red
And violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and you…
Shit in a bathtub!

[Verse 1]
Her life was great until a movement or two
[???] ‘cause that’s entirely up to you!
Could’ve just taken a one stroke or so
But when you gotta, you gotta, gotta, gotta go
Has she ever wanted to shit on a dong?
I bet she’d fucking love to shit all over Justin Wong
Yes, she more skanky than bitches and hoes
He’d clean that shit up while you played Super Smash Bros!

[Chorus]
Shes dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal
Her hygiеne is minimal
She shit in a bathtub!

She ruins thе video
She wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier
She shit in a bathtub!
[Verse 2]
Now we’re not done but if she wants to fight
I’ll fuck her shit up till she wounded [???]
None of us care ‘bout your big gay dance
‘cause it’s overshadowed by the time you shit your pants
She thinks she’s all that with her skills and tricks
But none of them matters when you’re shitting bricks!
It wasn't liquified, now give her a break
Bitch it was motherfuckin’ Solid Snake

[Chorus]
Shes dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal
Her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub!

She ruins the video
She wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier
She shit in a bathtub!

[Verse 3]
Yeah me and [name?] we’re just your boy-toys
We love you Kira we just can’t stand your annoying voice!
It’s just so peachy when you flirt with the boys
I’m talkin’ ‘bout rubbing up backwards, bending over sideways, fucking us always, scat is your choice
I’ve gotten tired of hearing the same ol’ shit (Princess Peach)
And we’re all glad you decided to quit (Go back to Alaska)
Yeah, if you’re butt-hurt, then knock that shit up
‘Cause im about to drop this like 2 Girls, One cup (Yeahh!)
[Chorus]
Shes dirty, she’s criminal
Her mess is subliminal
Her hygiene is minimal
She shit in a bathtub!

She ruins the video
She wants you to pity her
She can’t get much shittier
She shit in a bathtub!