Ken Ashcorp
A Song for Nyanners’ Birthday
[Intro]
Oh shit I'm sorry
I'm sorry for what?
Aaaaa I got to thinking that you're kinda hot
Aaaaa I'll preach it baby
Daddy knows best
Now give it to me, give it to me with dat flat chest

[Verse]
Versatile, she makes me smile
Stay for a while, get in the TV
They say that she's a slut and that she's got a flat butt
But that's just far too moe for me

[Chorus]
When you hear dat voice on line
You're thinking "Damn she's fine"
Can only be one girl
It's fucking Nyanners
Take it or leave it
Whether you believe it
That's her real voice baby
Drives you crazy
She's a lady, not a dude with a voice changer

When you hear dat voice online
You'd be toeing the line
If you said "That's Lilypichu"
Well, it's not, it's fucking Nyanners
Take it or leave it
Whether you believe it
I would die to have that voice
And if I could then I would fucking thieve it
[Outro]
Happy birthday Nyanners, you colossal faggot!