[Intro: Stormzy]
Merky-ky-ky-ky-ky
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[Chorus: Stormzy]
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

[Verse 1: Lauren]
Dette høres ut som en celebration
Bare meg on mine girls på vacation
Mine chicas de vil poste sin location
Bare sånn at du vet hva som skjer her
Kun en vei, det er bare opp
Som trapphone, se meg switch up
Er på tronen, har på kronen
Se meg gå, som Lisa
Que ti importa ti, que ti importa ti
Alltid noe å si
Men baby, jeg er på min egen ting, yea
Du er illusiv
Kaster bort min tid
All min læg er tid
Og du vet jeg passer alltid på min bag, yea
Mine søstere dabber ikke, nei vi vossi bapper
Din hubby, han vil ha meg med på kaffesjappe
Kaller meg for caramel, for jeg er søt som latte
Men om det ikke er karat, bare slutt å snakke
[Chorus]
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

[Verse 2]
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
So much Vossi I might open up a Vossi shop
Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep
All this flyin' overseas is always fuckin' up my body clock
And all this stress has got me wreckin' up my brain (Ayy, ayy)
So tell these likkle fishes back up off my name (Ayy, ayy)
I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain
Cah the rules are kinda different when you're baddin' up the game (Straight)

[Verse 2: Lauren]
Tror du kan bli med meg hjem
Tror du kan, tror du kan få med meg hjem, nei
Tror du jeg trenger din hjelp?
Men det er du som trenger hjelp, her
Du vet at de kaller meg slem
Du vet du vil ha meg fordi jeg er ække den, nei
Og du tror at han er din venn
Men din venn han slider inn på meg, yeah
[Bridge]
I need all the homage, could you pay me some?
Man a droppin' bangers on your baby mums
Gyals say I'm rude (Word), they wanna see me n*** (Word)
My name Stiff Chocolate, I got nothing left to prove
I got holes in my lapel, rubbin' shoulders with your girl
Which one of **** said that I would go to jail? (Wah?)
Well, I guess you have to hold a L
Tell 'em "This is London city, we the hottest in the world"
What we tellin' em? Look

[Chorus]
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy