I’m low-key hoppin’ like Stephen Hawking walked and, slowly burned calories, ate avocado toast that costs most of your salary

This female eats Greek or Caesar salad cause’ she got a gluten allergy

She said she likes small pipe in her snatch, left right, left right, B, A, left swipe that trap

“Hey, I want a threesome,” “Umm… eww. You’re just a half-sack, I don’t got the time for you,”

Uber on my smart-phone, smart-water for the dumb-bitch with a bum-itch and a smart-daughter; said let's take a trip to Hooters, picked em’ up like a pooper scooper in the Uber

Naw we took the bus, but dumb one made a fuss cause’ I was manspreading my nuts. “Odd flex, but okay. Your place or my place?”

“You bigoted bastard! We hold you in contempt of blah blah blah blah blah, no respect,” she couldn’t even finish what she said, cause’ her daughter rode me no consent like a run-on sentence

Nah I joke none of this happened I’m like four. Y’all know me I just play my monochord, board, it’s a one or two by four. I dunno dimensions, the teachers teach the lessons, adolescents ask the questions. Mmm… anyway. I hope I get some clout, bounce on my dick like a pogo stick and I’m out