I wear sophisticated clothes
I say sophisticated things
Everything about me says I'm a sophistication king

But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you
I just sit there and drool

I got sophisticated hands
I got sophisticated feet
A sophisticated car parked on Sophistcation Street

But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling fool

When you look at me
And you start to flirt
I have to wipe the dribble
Off the front of my shirt

When you ask me what's on my mind
All I can think to answer is "Blawbghllghargh."
I eat sophisticated food
I breathe sophisticated air
Run a sophisticated comb
Through my sophisticated hair

But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling fool