[Verse 1]
I'm bored
I'm the chairman of the bored
I'm a lengthy monologue
I'm livin' like a dog
I'm bored

I bore myself to sleep at night
I bore myself in broad daylight
'Cause I'm bored
Just another slimy bore

I'm free to bore my well-bought friends
And spend my cash until the end
'Cause I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm the chairman of the board

I'm sick
I'm sick of all my kicks
I'm sick of all the stiffs
I'm sick of all the dips
I'm bored

I bore myself to sleep at night
I bore myself in broad daylight
'Cause I'm bored
I'm bored
Just another dirty bore
All right doll-face
Come on and bore me

I'm sick
I'm sick of all my kicks
I'm sick of all the stiffs
I'm sick of all the dips
I'm sick

I'm sick when I go to sleep at night
I'm still sick in the broad daylight
'Cause I'm bored
I'm bored
I'm the chairman of the

BORED!