I'm a football, baby
Rollin' round the field
I've been passed and fumbled
Till I don't know what I feel
Everybody's the same
They're all footballs too
Setting up the big play
And trying to score

I'm a football, baby
In a football game
I'm a football, baby
Run--kick

Life's a football game
As every chump and champ knows
We don't touch, we collide
Till we're worn out inside
We're kicking each other
Right where it hurts
Setting up the big play
And trying to score

I'm a football, baby
In a football game
I'm a football, baby
I'm a football, baby
In a football game
I'm a football, baby
Block--pass
I'm a football, baby
In a football game
I'm a football, baby
Run---kick---hit---goal