[Intro]
(Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another)
(I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, oh)
(Please, please, please, oh)
(Is Ali in the kitchen?)

[Chorus]
(Yeah, yeah, uh huh)
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (yeah, that sounds like it hits) (uh-huh)
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (alright bruh, no cap, we really need to go to a fucking Diddy party, bruh)
Baby oil in my house (uh-huh)
Baby oil in my house (uh-huh, uh-huh)

[Verse 1: Balarke and Yuno Miles]
The Diddy party is on Tuesday, I'm finna pull up in two ways (yeah, uh)
But first, I'm wearing a toupee (yeah)
Then second, I'm wearing off on the booty shorts (ha, ha, ha)
I'm in the party with two different еscorts (yeah)
When I pull up, Diddy call me "bеst sport" (yeah)
Need to catch my breath, don't do Newports (yeah)
And I run around with a new torch (that new torch, my new torch)
Those freak-offs last a week (a week)
He left his fries on Meek (on Meek)
I'm wishing that was me (was me)
(Aye, everybody know it ain't no party like a Diddy Party, so)
(Yeah, that's what's up!)
I'm screaming "Free Diddy", yeah
Somebody said that it's Diddy time (Diddy time)
Somebody said that it's Diddy time (Diddy time)
I don't even know why it's Diddy time (Diddy time)
I'm about to run
About to get the fuck away (fuck away)
Here come Diddy
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy (Diddy, Diddy, Diddy)
Here come Diddy
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy (Diddy, Diddy, Diddy) (Ha, ha, ha)
Here come Diddy
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy (Diddy, Diddy, Diddy)
Here come Diddy (If you smell-)
Diddy, Diddy, Diddy (Diddy, Diddy, Diddy)
I'm screaming "Free Diddy", yeah (yeah)
Pull up with some freaks (yeah, uh-huh)
All white robe, you could see his meat (meat)
And I can't even lie, I gave it a peek (god damn)
Yeah, I was just talking to Meek (to Meek)
He gave the dimensions for free (for free)
Then I went and spoke to JB
And apparently they be loving on their feet
Technology, they be having hella toys
Analogy, I'm in the back watching [?]
Count, one, two, bootyhole stretched (yeah)
Diddy pull up, and he's asking who's next (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm not gonna run, I'm completely perplexed (perplexed)
Damn, is this a test? (Damn)
Damn, I think I'm next (Wait, damn)
(Wait, that was good, come again)
[Chorus]
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (yeah, that sounds like it hits) (Diddy, Diddy, Diddy)
Baby oil in my house, you know it's Diddy time (alright bruh, no cap, we really need to go to a fucking Diddy party, bruh) (Diddy, Diddy, Diddy)
Baby oil in my house (uh-huh) (Diddy)
Baby oil in my house (uh-huh, uh-huh) (Diddy)
The Diddy party is on Tuesday, I'm finna pull up in two ways (yeah, uh, two ways)
But first, I'm wearing a toupee (yeah)
Then second, I'm wearing off on the booty shorts (ha, ha, ha)
I'm in the party with two different escorts (yeah)
When I pull up, Diddy call me "best sport" (yeah)

[Outro]
(Yeah)
(Somebody said that it's Diddy time)
(Yeah)
(A new torch)
(Baby oil, baby oil, baby oil)
(Baby oil, baby oil, baby oil)