[Verse 1: Yuno Miles]
She wanna go and get a smoothie
Told that girl that, “I don’t know you
So you cannot suck on my booty”
I’m not a pirate
You know that I don’t carry no fucking booty
Ayy, get the fuck out of here, bro, ayy
Call me a pirate, I’m hunting for booty
Need something to drink, go get me a smoothie
Peter Griffin chin look just like a booty
Oh shit, I mean a pair of balls
Damn, what the fuck do I mean?
Quagmire chin look like a jaw
HAHAHAHA, ayy
Quagmire chin look just like a jaw
Told your girl to take off her bra
What is that? I think it’s a saw
ZAZAZAZAZAZA
Told ‘em “Go and grab the bat”
The pirates, they come and they on their way back
This is the sound of a pirate treasure
ALALALALAL ALALALALAL

[Verse 2: ticklemytip]
Yeah, that was the sound of a pirate
This is the sound of Joе Biden:
BUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
I was a cowboy in New York
I can’t eat, I don’t got a fork
Ran my mom ovеr cuz she told me to do chores
My old sister died cuz I got bored
Hit a n^^^a in the head with a board
Balling, n^^^a, like I’m on the court
I went to court cuz I forgot to wear shorts
Went to jail and then my booty got torn
I just went on a Justin Bieber tour
Hit my little sister in the head with a spork
Threw a shovel up my grandma head
I forgot that I don’t got a head
I didn’t fail, I got ahead
I didn’t sleep, I don’t got a bed
N^^^as soft like a bear, call ‘em Ted
He a wimpy kid, I call him Greg
Greg Heffley, now a n^^^a hefty
Made love to a boy that was my bestie
I don’t got a job, how could you check me?
I’m not a student, how could you test me?
I used to be homeless ‘til God blessed me
I’m still homeless, I eat wings that are boneless
Swallowed a bone and then I started choking
This is the sound of me choking:
RHEIWOANALOEJRHEOWKW
*coughing*
Woah fuck