[Intro]
(Hehehehehehe)
(Bliser)

[Chorus]
Went to sleep late just to wake up early
Shoved my face in the toilet, it gave me a swirly dirly
I tried to skate on the floor but i slipped
Somebody hit the back of my head with a brick *dink*
This the sound of me eating some chips: KAOUGH
This the sound of a bag when crumpled: *crumpling noises*
This the laugh of a crazy witch: "Ha ha ha"
This the laugh of an evil scientist: "Heh heh heh heh heh"

[Verse]
Broke a clock so what's my birthday?
Got in a fight with a lizard on my birthday
My momma callеd my phone and said, "It's your day"
I taped up a snake, TSSSSS, you bit mе!
Hey, where you wash your clothes, man? I'm itching
This the sound of me falling in the kitchen: *falling noises*
Hello? "Come do your dishes"
But Michael Jackson ain't have to do dishes "You not Michael Jackson"

[Chorus]
Went to sleep late just to wake up early
Shoved my face in the toilet, it gave me a swirly dirly
I tried to skate on the floor but i slipped
Somebody hit the back of my head with a brick *dink*
This the sound of me eating some chips: KAOUGH
This the sound of a bag when crumpled: *crumpling noises*
This the laugh of a crazy witch: "Ha ha ha"
This the laugh of an evil scientist: "Heh heh heh heh heh"